You know what I love? Summer.
You know what I don’t love? Feeling like a shag carpet left in the sun.
I know summer is supposed to be all about fun – bare paws on warm grass, long lazy walk, the smell of barbeques I’m not invite to. But when you’re covered in curls like me, things get hot fast. One minute you are chasing a butterfly; the next you’re panting like you’ve just run a marathon uphill in a fur coat. Trust me – cooling down becomes the mission.
So, because I care—and because my mom says I should “use my voice for good” given my recent celebrity status —here’s my official guide to surviving summer without turning into a puddle of fluff.
- Frozen Fruit: Nature’s Popsicles
This is the best one, so I’m listing it first. Sometimes, when the air feels like lava and my tongue has become a permanent accessory, my parents pull out frozen watermelon. Just for me. Cold, juicy, crunchy heaven. Sometimes it’s blueberries or banana bits too. They freeze them in little bags or even in ice cube trays. I don’t know how the science works—I just know it’s magic.
Pro tip: Sit politely near the freezer and look very warm.
- Timeless For A Reason – Shade
Look, I love the sun. But even I know when to give it a break. When it’s hot, find the shade. Trees, umbrellas, under a deck, the side of the house—whatever works. The point is: no one wins a prize for overheating.
- Water Is Your Friend
Always drink lots of water. Seems basic, but it’s important. I have bowls inside, outside, and even a collapsible travel version. Sometimes my parents even throw in a few ice cubes to keep things extra cool (plus it gives the bowl a fun, bobbing for apples vibe).
- Time Your Walks Wisely
I would normally never turn down a walk. But when the pavement feels like lava, hard pass. Early mornings or evenings are better for walks. The air is cooler and the ground won’t roast your paws. Midday is now an excuse to take an extra nap – you deserve it!
- The Towel Trick
Okay, this one is a little fancy – but I’m not above luxury. Sometimes my parents take a towel, soak it in cold water, and lay it over me like I am a VIP guest at a poolside resort. It cools me down fast and is a much cheaper option than those fancy cooling coats (in this economy?!). Not into the whole “robe-life”? That’s fine – ask your people to lay the towel on the ground instead. It makes a perfect chill pad when you’re too warm to move but too cool to be covered.
Summer can be awesome—if you’re smart about it. So stay cool, drink your water, eat your frozen fruit, and remember: the goal is to enjoy the sun, not become the sun.
And if you’re ever unsure whether it’s too hot to go out, do what I do—stare at your parents with wide eyes until they feel emotionally responsible for your wellbeing. Works every time.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe I heard the freezer open. Which probably means… watermelon o’clock.
